The Frozen Pizza
Beware when reading. If you start to feel these side effects, you should stop reading and leave this page.
List of side effects[]
- Headaches
- Coughing
- Sneezing
- Room Spinning
- Excessive Booger generator
- Excessive Monkey generator
- Ice Cream overload
- Caution! UFO ahead
- Extra Caution! UFO is a doodle
- Extra Extra Caution! Newspapers say Extra Extra! too much
- Extra Extra Extra! may (98% positive) appear in your dreams
- Twinkle Little Stars appear when you are knocked out
- Knocked out because you smelled monkey odor
Characters[]
- Nights
- Frozen Pizza
- Frozen Brocolli
- Frozen Ice
- Frozen Pepperoni
- Yee who shall not be named
Story[]
- Nights: Okay, I think I'm okay now... I'm still hungry.
- Frozen Brocolli: Hey, hey! Look! Nights is awake! Hoorah! :D
- Frozen Pizza: Don't talk too much in this story. I only had two lines in the previous episode! And I'm the star remember!
- Frozen Brocolli: No! I is! I the main character!
- Nights: ??? What was that sound? Oh no... it's the freezer again. I should really toss old food in the freezer... Hallucinating... urgh...
Frozen Ice appears
- Frozen Brocolli: :O! :O! Oh my golly! It's... it's... it's... :O! The thingy! Oh my golly! It's yee who shall not be named! :O!
- Frozen Ice: I have a name...
- Frozen Brocolli: What? No not you. Voldemort is here! :O I just said it! :OO!
- Frozen Ice: If my face weren't frozen, I'd be staring at you like:
>8-(
- Frozen Pizza: Someone watches too much Harry Potter... By the way, Frozen Ice, what are you doing here? I thought you melted?
- Frozen Ice: You don't know that! You weren't in the scene where I was melting! You were somewhere else! Perhaps in the dressing room! Getting all dolled up with your friend, Frozen Pepperoni!
- Frozen Pepperoni: Yo. I'm Pepperoni. But you may call me... Pepperoni. -u-
- Frozen Pizza: Oh! Just look at those gorgous Pepperoni slices! *u*
- Frozen Brocolli: Is Voldemort here yet? :O I just says it again!
- Frozen Ice: Anyways, I'm here to get my revenge. I shall eliminate yall!
- Frozen Pizza: Yall? People, please, use good Grammar.
- Frozen Brocolli: Ooh! Ooh! I awesomest at grammar and spellings! I spells correctly! Watch! I spells... um... um... Monkey!
M-O-N-C-Q-O-R-E-Y. Monkey!
- Frozen Pizza: What goes inside your head? Apparently, your afro takes up 90% of your head's space. 5% is probably not for the brain.
- Frozen Ice: Quiet! I shall eliminate yall!
- Frozen Pizza: And how are you supposed to do that?
- Frozen Ice: I don't know. I haven't thought things through clearly.
- Frozen Brocolli: I don't think at all! Watch! ... *krickets chirp* ... See!
- Nights: Those noises! What could it be! D:
- Frozen Brocolli: Meep, I'm just a normal talking fish. Do not worry Nightsy. Nothing here is scarier than Voldemort.
- Nights: D: Noises go away!
- Yee who shall not be named: You must be experiencing the side effects listed on top. Trust me, these frozen objects are quite annoying, especially that brocolli.
- Frozen Brocolli: That's mister Brocolli to you! Mister Afro-fro-zen Brocolli!
- Frozen Pizza: Well, it's the end of the episode. Frozen Ice hasn't "eliminated" us yet.
- Frozen Brocolli: Eliminated? I spells it good! Watch!
- Frozen Pizza: You can't even spell Monkey right! Q? Really?
- Frozen Brocolli: No. No! Watch!
E-L-I-M-I-N-A-T-E-D. Eliminated!
- Frozen Pizza: Wow. O.O
Read More The Frozen Pizza Series[]
- The Frozen Pizza
- The Frozen Pizza: The Revenge of Frozen Ice
- The Frozen Pizza: Brocolli's Deer Diary
- The Frozen Pizza: Trashed
- The Frozen Pizza: Flippy
- The Frozen Pizza Movie