'Minamens' are unknown type of cog. Their exact cog type is unknown.
- "You don't know who your messing with!"
- "Just try and stop me."
- "Chump, you don't have a chance."
- Hopeless: Takes away 30 laff points
- Tee Off: Takes away 15 laff points
- Grill'em Up: Takes away 10 laff points
- Fountain Pen: Takes away 1 laff point
- Demotion: Takes away 11 laff point