Life of the CJ By Sonic767
Scene 1
In the deep dark chambers of the CJ.......
CJ: Hmmm.... How do I work this thing?
Sally: You just
CJ: QUIET! I am playing on my new computer I got! It cost 3 merits!
CJ: How do I turn it on?
Sally: Just press
CJ: Oh, You just press the O-N Button!
Sally: You are so
CJ: QUIET SALLY!
Sally: Uh, Sir. Your late for your court case.
CJ: OH MY GOSH!!! Lets just get this over with.....
Scene 2
Officer: Today. The case is the Cogs vs The VP. With the honorable CJ.
Cogs: YEAH! WHOO HOO!
CJ: Thank You Thank You. Okay STOP!
CJ: What is he accused of?
Officer: For stealing Apple Juice from every Cog.
CJ: I noticed my secret storage of Apple Juice was.... NEVER MIND!!!
CJ: Lawyer... You may address the jury.
VP Lawyer: Ahem. I......
CJ: GUILTY!
CJ: I SENTENCE YOU TO..... UM.....
CJ: ( whispers ) hey officer. What do I sentence him to...
Officer: Uh...... no apple juice for 5 minutes?
CJ: Sounds good.
CJ: NO APPLE JUICE FOR 4 I MEAN 5 MINUTES!
DUN DUN DUN!
VP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ: CASE DISMISSED! Finally.
Scene 3
7 hours later.....
VP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ: How long has it been?
Sally: 7 hours. Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!
CJ: I'll try....
CJ: VP! ITS BEEN 7 HOURS! YOU CAN DRINK APPLE JUICE AGAIN!
VP: YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
The VP then runs off. Jumping in joy. He nearly brings the building down....
CJ: If you need me... I will be playing Toontown.
Scene 4
CJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE TOONS WON! HOW COULD THEY???? I WAS SO AWESOME ON THIS GAME! NOW I AM IN MY CHAMBERS! I AM SO CALLING DISNEY.
CJ: Hello? Disney?
Disney: CJ! What can I do for you?
CJ: Um... Could you make me stronger on your Toontown game? I always lose.
Disney: I am afraid I can't do that.
CJ: Why?
Disney: Becuase we would have to go through this very boring process of changing the new codes and stuff like that.
CJ: Explain how long it is.
Disney: OK! The XML Code for the game is 30949854.3-3-4.30-304-3.430384943494 So we would have to go in the game, do the XML CODE -2 and then do all that a million times, then try to alter your...
5 days later....
Disney: and then were done!
CJ: .....................................................................................................................................................
Disney: Hello?
CJ: .........................................................................................
Disney: He is asleep! Now I can say horrible things about him!
The Disney guy then says some mean things about the CJ
CJ: So thats what you think of me?
Disney: Aw man....... BYE!
CJ: I WILL GET YOU DISNEY! I WILL HIT YOU WITH THAT UH..... THING.... HAMMER AND! Aw.. Forget it!
NOTE: If you were to call Disney, they would not act this mean. They are actually very nice!
Scene 5
Sally:Um... You are..
CJ: Yes I know taffy. I am late for the case.
Sally: Its SALLY! S-A-
The CJ then walks out the door.
Sally: He never lets me finish....
Officer: I present the horriblle I mean great CJ!
Cogs: YEAH!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!
CJ: Alright, whats the case.
Officer: Some toon I think.
CJ: Okay. Bring the dfendant forward....
Toons: Hold it right there CJ! You are not going to hurt that Toon!
CJ: I wasn't planning on it.
Toon #1: But you have too.
CJ: But I don't want to...
Toon #1: ................
CJ: You know what! I am TIRED OF BEING CJ! I AM GOING TO CHASE MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF BECOMING A BAGEL SALESMEN! I QUIT!!!!
The CJ walks out. Screaming for joy.
Toon #2: Uh.... is that sopose to happen.
Toon #1: Nope.
THE END!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY ITS THE END!