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Life of the CJ By Sonic767

Scene 1

In the deep dark chambers of the CJ.......

CJ: Hmmm.... How do I work this thing?

Sally: You just

CJ: QUIET! I am playing on my new computer I got! It cost 3 merits!

CJ: How do I turn it on?

Sally: Just press

CJ: Oh, You just press the O-N Button!

Sally: You are so

CJ: QUIET SALLY!

Sally: Uh, Sir. Your late for your court case.

CJ: OH MY GOSH!!! Lets just get this over with.....


Scene 2

Officer: Today. The case is the Cogs vs The VP. With the honorable CJ.

Cogs: YEAH! WHOO HOO!

CJ: Thank You Thank You. Okay STOP!

CJ: What is he accused of?

Officer: For stealing Apple Juice from every Cog.

CJ: I noticed my secret storage of Apple Juice was.... NEVER MIND!!!

CJ: Lawyer... You may address the jury.

VP Lawyer: Ahem. I......

CJ: GUILTY!

CJ: I SENTENCE YOU TO..... UM.....

CJ: ( whispers ) hey officer. What do I sentence him to...

Officer: Uh...... no apple juice for 5 minutes?

CJ: Sounds good.

CJ: NO APPLE JUICE FOR 4 I MEAN 5 MINUTES!

DUN DUN DUN!

VP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJ: CASE DISMISSED! Finally.


Scene 3

7 hours later.....

VP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJ: How long has it been?

Sally: 7 hours. Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!

CJ: I'll try....

CJ: VP! ITS BEEN 7 HOURS! YOU CAN DRINK APPLE JUICE AGAIN!

VP: YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

The VP then runs off. Jumping in joy. He nearly brings the building down....

CJ: If you need me... I will be playing Toontown.

Scene 4

CJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE TOONS WON! HOW COULD THEY???? I WAS SO AWESOME ON THIS GAME! NOW I AM IN MY CHAMBERS! I AM SO CALLING DISNEY.

CJ: Hello? Disney?

Disney: CJ! What can I do for you?

CJ: Um... Could you make me stronger on your Toontown game? I always lose.

Disney: I am afraid I can't do that.

CJ: Why?

Disney: Becuase we would have to go through this very boring process of changing the new codes and stuff like that.

CJ: Explain how long it is.

Disney: OK! The XML Code for the game is 30949854.3-3-4.30-304-3.430384943494 So we would have to go in the game, do the XML CODE -2 and then do all that a million times, then try to alter your...

5 days later....

Disney: and then were done!

CJ: .....................................................................................................................................................

Disney: Hello?

CJ: .........................................................................................

Disney: He is asleep! Now I can say horrible things about him!

The Disney guy then says some mean things about the CJ

CJ: So thats what you think of me?

Disney: Aw man....... BYE!

CJ: I WILL GET YOU DISNEY! I WILL HIT YOU WITH THAT UH..... THING.... HAMMER AND! Aw.. Forget it!

NOTE: If you were to call Disney, they would not act this mean. They are actually very nice!


Scene 5

Sally:Um... You are..

CJ: Yes I know taffy. I am late for the case.

Sally: Its SALLY! S-A-

The CJ then walks out the door.

Sally: He never lets me finish....

Officer: I present the horriblle I mean great CJ!

Cogs: YEAH!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!

CJ: Alright, whats the case.

Officer: Some toon I think.

CJ: Okay. Bring the dfendant forward....

Toons: Hold it right there CJ! You are not going to hurt that Toon!

CJ: I wasn't planning on it.

Toon #1: But you have too.

CJ: But I don't want to...

Toon #1: ................

CJ: You know what! I am TIRED OF BEING CJ! I AM GOING TO CHASE MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF BECOMING A BAGEL SALESMEN! I QUIT!!!!

The CJ walks out. Screaming for joy.

Toon #2: Uh.... is that sopose to happen.

Toon #1: Nope.

THE END!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY ITS THE END!

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