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CFO: Hmmmm.... Should I go with the black tie or the grey tie?

Taffy: You only wear black and grey. How do you even change clothes with that Tank-rolling thing at the bottom of yourself!?

CFO: I'd rather not say...

CFO: Oh, I know! I'll go with grey!

Taffy: But-

CFO: Be quiet, Taffy!

Taffy: But its..

The CFO then throws Sally; I mean Taffy out the window.

CFO: I find your lack of Faith disturbing...


Scene 2

Meanwhile, at the secret Cog hideout...

Chairman: Okay, I know you're all mad at Flippy for putting us in jail, but I spent a lot of time getting us back out.

CJ: I say we go to his little playground and-

Chairman: Excuse me, I was talking.

Chairman: Anyway uh.. CFO? Why do you have a purple tie on?

CFO: Well I was going to put on red, but purple is a manly pink.

Chairman: That makes since... VP! Pay attention!

VP: Can I please have some Apple Juice?

Chairman: In the cabinet.

VP: Thanks.

Chairman: Everyone dismissed!


Scene 3

CFO: You know what, Taffy?

Taffy: What?

CFO: I am starting to like money now.

Taffy: Since when did you not like money?

CFO: 5 minutes ago.


Scene 4

CFO: Money! Money! Money!

Chairman: CFO! You're in a meeting! Quit screaming things out!

CFO: But I like money!

Chairman: Since when did you not like Money?

CFO: 10 minutes ago.

Chairman: If it helps, you can go steal some jellybeans from Toons.

CFO: YAY!


Scene 5

Toon: RUN! ITS THE CFO WHO USED TO NOT LIKE MONEY BUT NOW HE LIKES MONEY BECAUSE MONEY IS COOL BECAUSE YOU GET TO BUY STUFF AND DO STUFF AND ALL OF THAT! AHHH!!!!

CFO: HA HA HA! COUGH

Flippy: The Chairman never told you what happened to your father.

CFO: He told me enough! He told me you destroyed him.

Flippy. No! I.. am your father.

CFO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CFO: And that is what's on the side of my lunchbox.

Cog: Dude you are so cool.

Scene 6: The CFO's finest hour. Just kidding.

CFO: Ha ha! Look at these Toons attacking me for no reason!

Toon: We can do this!

CFO: Hey... That guy doesn't have Speedchat Plus!

CFO: Hey no no no. BAD TOON! BAD TOON! OW THAT HURTS STOP THROWING SAFES AT ME!

CFO: Aw, forget it. I have a train to catch.

Toon: For what?

CFO: Its the Apple Juice Convention and the VP begged me to go with him.

Toon: Okay. BYE!

CFO: See ya! Wait.... STOP TRAIN!!!!! AHHH!!!!

Toon: Sucker!


Credits.

CFO as CFO

Taffy as Taffy

Cog as Cog

Chairman as Chairman

CJ as CJ

Toon as Toon

Bobby as VP


THE END!

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