Life of the CEO
CEO: I told you that I wanted a large oil drink! This is an extra Large!
The CEO yelled. He is very concerned for his weight because he needs to be able to golf.
Cog Waiter: It was just a mistake CEO. Shouldn't cogs like you be happy that you got an extra large and paid for only a large?
The CEO then whacks the Cog Waiter outside of the castle and into the courtyard.
Cog #1: uh.. Sir. That was your General.
CEO: Aw....... shoot!
Toon #1: Alright people or Toons! Today we will stand and fight the CEO!
Toon #2: But how will we find the Bossbot HQ?
Toon #1: All you have to do is look at the big signs that say: THIS SIGN DOES NOT LEAD TO BOSSBOT HQ WHERE THE CEO IS AT.
Toon #2: Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CEO: Cog!............... Cog!...................Cog!
The CEO was on his couch watching the news.
Cog: What is it sir?
CEO: The remote is not working!
The Cog then takes the remote.
Cog: Uh, sir the batteries are out.
CEO: Go get some new ones!
Cog: I can't
Cog: Because you said that we could not handle batteries without a set of special gloves. They cost 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 merits!
Cog: Nobody can buy that except for the Mr. Hollywood.
The cog then leaves.
The CEO decides to call Tech Support
Tech Cog: Welcome to Tech support where we charge 9,000 merits a minute! How can I help you?
CEO: Uh, my remote is not working.
Tech Cog: I am sorry but you are on hold.
CEO: Why are you still talking to me then?
Tech Cog: Uh, GOODBYE! AND WE ARE STILL CHARGING YOU!
Toon #1: Its over CEO you are out of cogs and out of ice cream!
CEO: Why are we out of ice cream?
Toon #1: Because Buddy ate the whole 10 ton ice cream bowl in one serving!
CEO: Oh, is there a way to fix my remote?
Toon #1: Whats wrong with it?
CEO: Its out of batteries.
Toon #1: Yeah you should call Tech support...... After I destroy you!
The CEO blowes up and is then demoted back to a Flunky
Then, a new CEO steps up and the story starts ALL over again.