The Contractwriter is the 3rd sportsbot. its levels range from 4-9, as its the most popular sportsbot.

Starting phrases:

"I'll write you a contract with death!"

"My contract states that I ALWAYS win!"

"The contract says i get my own move, so i'll try it on you!"

"I'm going to sign you with our sportsbots team, you'd make a great target!"

Not to battle unique phrase is:

"The contract's not ready yet."

Name Phrase(s)

Level 4

(30 HP)

Level 5

(42 HP)

Level 6

(56 HP)

Level 7

(72 HP)

Level 8

(90 HP)

Level 9

(110 HP)

Contract Write

"Sign here, here, and here."

"Heres your contract.. dont lose it!"

"You dont have a choice.. its in your contract."

Take this to our buyer, and complete the contract."

"Here's some adjustments i've made in your contract."

12 14 16 18 20 18
Write Off

"You can forget about a bonus."

"Time to balance the books."

"This is going to hurt your bottom line."

"You must account for your losses."

I'll write this off in your contract."

12 13 14 15 16 14
Finger Wag

"Don't make me stop this meeting."

"Now see here, Toon."

"I have told you a thousand times."

"Don't make me laugh."

"Leave me out of this!"

5 8 10 12 15 13
Double Talk

"Take a memo on this!"

"I say one thing, and I say another."

6 7 8 9 10 8


  • A contract writer is another name for a lawyer, who makes contracts for people in court. Sometimes its also made by team owners that want certain players on their team.
  • This cog's highest level in cog moves always takes 2 less then the previous highest level.
  • Gag weakness is Seltzer Bottle, because water damages inked writing!

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