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Asset Manager is the fifth cog on the V2 Cashbot corporate ladder.

Asset Manager

Type

V2 Cashbot

Lowest level

5

Highest level

12

Succeeded by

Market Analyst

Preceded by

Forex Trader

Starting phrasesEdit

"You look like you need an asset manager."

"Need some managing?"

"Oh good, some assets."

"Toons to fight, assets to manage."

"You're about to get managed."

"Mind if I manage that?"

"Your assets are looking good."

"You need protecting."

"Don't worry, I'll save you from this."

"I'll manage those assets for you."

"Need an asset manager?"

"I'm gonna make you sad."

"I'm gonna make you sad!"

AttacksEdit

(Signature) Cog Ro Dah: Asset Manager charges up. The "Fus Ro Dah" music starts playing, and as soon as the "DAH!" is heard Asset Manager air-pushes the toon backwards.

10 damage on level 5

14 damage on level 6

19 damage on level 7

24 damage on level 8

29 damage on level 9

35 damage on level 10

(Signature) Safe Drop-Similar to the toon drop gag of the same name. A large safe drops and squashes the toon after Asset Manager dials a number. This deals:

6 damage on level 5

9 damage on level 6

13 damage on level 7

16 damage on level 8

20 damage on level 9

22 damage on level 10


Bounced Cheque-Asset Manager bounces a cheque towards the toon, making them recoil. 

4 damage on level 5

7 damage on level 6

10 damage on level 7

12 damage on level 8

15 damage on level 9

17 damage on level 10


Finger Wag-Asset Manager wags a finger at the toon, causing purple words to spout out.

3 damage on level 5

7 damage on level 6

11 damage on level 7

15 damage on level 8

19 damage on level 9

23 damage on level 10


Freeze Assets-Asset Manager directs a cloud over the toon which rains down snow.

7 damage on level 5

11 damage on level 6

16 damage on level 7

20 damage on level 8

24 damage on level 9

28 damage on level 10


Shred-Asset Manager takes out a document and shreds it. The shredded pieces hit the toon.

2 damage on level 5

6 damage on level 6

10 damage on level 7

14 damage on level 8

18 damage on level 9

21 damage on level 10

Pound Key: The cog taps button on a red telephone. The hashtags fly out and hit the toon.

7 damage on level 5

14 damage on level 6

21 damage on level 7

28 damage on level 8

35 damage on level 9

42 damage on level 10

Razzle Dazzle: The cog operates a pair of false teeth and the blinding circle of light hits the toon.

5 damage on level 5

12 damage on level 6

19 damage on level 7

26 damage on level 8

33 damage on level 9

40 damage on level 10

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